Posted on 03/13/2007 7:55:37 AM PDT by flyingspacemonkey
Fun thread. Thanks.
great list but it’s taking up too much room on my computer, please remove me from the list
He didn't just vote for it. John McCain's chief of staff credits him with its passage. He was its primary mover through the process. The bill, in an even more egregious form, was originally known as McCain-Feingold-Thompson.
You folks are like dogs with a bone! Leave it alone...get over it...think of something that actually matters!
I would be willing to wager that less than 1% of these posters give their children $2300 much less a candidate!
What about these points...Abortion...homosexual marriage...gun control...etc, etc, etc...
With respect
Here’s a few new (I think) one’s. :O)
* Fred Thompson never has to stop at a traffic light because of a Homeland Security directive requiring all lights to turn green whenever he approaches.
* Does a bear @#$% in the woods? Only with signed notarized permission in triplicate from Fred Thompson.
* When Fred Thompson empties his pistol at the firing range, it reloads itself out of respect.
* When Fred Thompson gave blood in Alaska, it fulfilled the Red Cross’s entire quota for 6 months.
* Fred Thompson once opened a stuck jar of pickles by winking at it.
* Fred Thompson uses a machine gun as a back scratcher.
* If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Fred Thompson loading his shotgun. (LOL)
* Fred Thompson reheats leftovers by staring at them.
* Fred Thompson can throw a 95-mph fastball ……. with his foot.
* Fred Thompson uses the St. Louis Arch as a hand exerciser.
* Fred Thompson runs a 4 minute mile in 42 seconds.
* Any stop signal that turns red when Fred Thompson approaches is immediately sent to the factory for reprogramming.
More here:
http://www.imao.us/archives/007723.html
If he has a consistent voting record, I think that counts as his statement.
This list of Fred Thompson facts is STILL growing...
http://www.imao.us/archives/cat_fred_thompson_facts.html
(Don’t forget to check out the comments to the entries.)
* Fred Thompson does not need to escape from a black hole; the black hole has to escape from Fred Thompson.
* Black holes cannot escape from Fred Thompson; he swallows them to cure his occasional indigestion, which he gets because everyone else doesn’t think like Fred Thompson.
* Fred Thompson can initiate a fusion reaction by putting just a pinch of hydrogen between his cheek and gum.
* Fred Thompson created the heaviest known element, Thompsonium, by grabbing two atoms of Einsteinium and knocking them together.
* The half-life of Thompsonium is half as long as it takes Fred Thompson to lose interest in exotic, superheavy elements, which is an immeasurably brief instant.
"Fred Thompson can know both the exact position and momentum of a particle. Furthermore, he knows Schroedinger's cat is dead because he personally strangled it."LOL!!
ping
Some I came up with:
Fred Thompson is Badder than Leroy Brown!
When Fred Thompson watches a pot… It boils, Pronto!
Fred Thompson’s Social Security Number is … 42
DB Cooper once tried to bribe Fred Thompson…
Fred Thompson IS John Galt!
Fred Thompson KNOWS what the Hokey Pokey is all about.
Fred Thompson’s Idea of Justice is to “Just Ice” his enemies.
I actually like the one about Harry Reid still wetting his pants. Yah. That works! He probably snivels, too!
Thanks for the ping! That was so great I had to email it to everyone!
It's your tale, tell it however you want, but know this: Alan Keyes will STILL never be President of the United States.
It's MUCH older now. Here's to not checking the date.
Forgot one ...
Jack Bauer wears Fred Thompson underwear.
The “age” of this thread is not static; it’s dynamic; new content keeps popping up over at IMAO, as recently as today.
BTW:
Global Warming is caused by Fred Thompson’s irritation with the Lib-Dem-RINO cabal in Congress.
Happy to share. The link to the original article (top of thread) is augmented by “daily” content AND comments thereto at the link I posted.
This thread just keeps on giving.
Fred Thompson never has to shave; he once squinted hard at his five o’clock shadow, and it hasn’t returned.
***** EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTELLIGENCE FOUND *****
It’s TRUE. Fred Thompson’s mind is so expansive, it takes an entire parallel universe to hold it all.
LOL!
Today, I really needed this thread! What a treasure! Thanks! ;o])
A Reminder to all FRED HEADS.
Fred’s Giving Day is coming up on Wednesday the 21st.
Please do all you can to spread the word around the net.
Before that, get over there and make your pledge. ;)
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