[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I'm officially Captain Dunsel till later this week. I nearly kill myself getting cleaned up and dressed for work, only to arrive and be informed they don't need me today. The big shipment won't be there before tomorrow at the earliest, when they'll want me to whip out the Dewalt and do that voodoo that I do so well...(I managed to work 'Star Trek' and 'Blazing Saddles' into one post!)

[Bitwhacker]

"I almost lost me a $100 hand cart on the Kabyashi Maru!!! Good thing Mongo stopped messin' with the Tribbles and had the Sheriff send it along with the Quatro Triticali (a Russina inwention!)!!!"

There! That about does it! ;-))