I have some DSL off-sets for sale - CHEAP! Do it for your children.
Freepmail me and I can connect you to my PayPal.
You'd don't want to be stuck on yesterday's time like those idiots without clocks.
"I have some DSL off-sets for sale"
Got my acronyms all bunched up, I meant DST.
See! It could happen to you, too.
Buy those off-sets now, before,...
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laaaaate!