Women With Bigger Behinds Were All the Stone Age Rage, Scientists Say

Daily Express ^ | 03/10/2007 | Martin Evans

[TommyDale]

[fish hawk]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, the whole "theory of evolution" is pretty much set up along these same lines.

[Piquaboy]

There was a saying about measuring using ax handles.

[grey_whiskers]

Just a thought.

What if all of these pictures and carvings were in fact vengeful, satirical depictions of mothers-in-law???

Cheers!

[period end of story]

Tsk, tsk....

[csvset]

Are you thinking of Joe Tex's, " Skinny Legs And All " ?

Btw, Joe Tex converted to Islam.

[corlorde]

I'll have the roast duck in Mango sauce.

[RedRover]

Sorry to hear about Joe al-Texawi.

He sure made a couple great records, though, before insanity claimed him.

[PzLdr]

J Lo!

[Cannoneer No. 4]

Around 30 of the figurines were unearthed at the dig and archaeologists believe they would have been carried by the travelling hunters as items of decorative beauty to admire while they were away from home and their loved ones.

Stone Age spank material.

Your living in the wrong century, baby. But I'm a primitive guy.

[mikrofon]

Historians claim that the carvings – found at a site in Poland – reveal how curvy bottoms were regarded as the most attractive physical trait for women in Stone Age Europe

Bean Poles need not apply...

[L98Fiero]

Mars Needs Guitars - Hoodoo Gurus

I'm primitive, I'm a primitive man
I got a primitive girl, we make primitive love
I'm a stoneage Romeo, I got a spaceage Juliet
We make primitive love, 'cause I ain't got a T.V. set
I'm primitive that's what I am
I'm your primitive mate, I wanna be your man
I want you darling, you know I'm hip
Fly me to Venus, in a real gone rocket ship

I'm a primitive man, I said I am!
You're up to date, but I can't wait
I'm a stoneage Romeo, be my spaceage Juliet
We'll take guitars to Mars, and hit the discotheque!

[martin_fierro]

De clunibus magnis amandis oratio

[martin_fierro]

I'd paleolith it.

A time.

And then another time.

[skepsel]

Believe the saying was two ax handles and a plug of tobacco wide! There was something too about nailing a board across one's own rear to keep from getting pulled under!

[skepsel]

In a minute someone with a better memory than mine will post the dialogue from the episode of the britcom "Coupling" where the flustered boyfriend goes on about women and their bums.

"...and when we invented fire did we think, great! Now we can have cooked food? No! It was, wonderful, now we can see bums at night!...."

[skepsel]

ZAFTIG!

[Drango]

Monica!

[skepsel]

Not that I have a letch for the generously proportioned, oh no, not me (four leering comments later...)!

[Chi-townChief]

Just out of curiosity, who is Kylie Minogue?