[NY Attitude]

Al Gore has gotten himself in a rut,
he is so big he looks like Jabba the Hut,
all of the hot air and gas,
in be manufactured out of his a**.

[Soaring Feather]

The cause of Global Warming
expelled at furious speed
just warmed the oceans by
one tenth of a degree!
Gore's Ol' Plantation Mansion
in the hills of Tennessee
cost so much to heat and cool
but that's okay you see...
the elite never do what others have to do to cope
so there you are my friend -they think we are dopes.