The real challenge here is to somehow tie cheese into all this.
True. Maybe a moose has munched someone's sister.
You can put great (grated) cheese on your pasties at the resturants in Copper Harbor, however, doing so labels you a total "flatlander-troll"- not to be confused with just the common troll. Flatlander trolls are the worst! And no, the sheriff in Copper Harbor doesn't have a sister who was bitten by a moose!!
Moose cheese?