I'll buy three
1 posted on
03/06/2007 9:08:38 PM PST by
llevrok
To: llevrok
LOL What every father needs for Christmas. The wife gets on him for cutting loose in the living room, "but honey, it's ok, the kids gave me a phart pass."
2 posted on
03/06/2007 9:18:24 PM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Prevent Glo-Ball Warming ... turn out the sun when not in use)
To: llevrok
For 35 Australian dollars (about 27 U.S. dollars), customers of Sydney-based Easy Being Green can offset a year's worth of carbon emissions linked to their dogs, from trips to the vet to, yes, breaking wind. fart cards? Every lib in the country will have one...
3 posted on
03/06/2007 9:18:53 PM PST by
TLI
(ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA, MMP AZ 2005, TxMMP El Paso Oct+April 2006 TxMMP Laredo - El Paso)
To: llevrok
....finally a boost for the Mexican economy....
To: llevrok
If you want to "Super Size" you can order the Al Gore Special.
6 posted on
03/06/2007 9:23:32 PM PST by
Doctor Raoul
(What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
To: llevrok
So-called carbon emissions, such as carbon dioxide and methane, are greenhouse gases that are thought to be key factors in climate change. These emissions can be offset by purchasing carbon credits, which may be used to fund environmental programs. Why should such stupidity be tax deductable?
7 posted on
03/06/2007 9:24:52 PM PST by
Doctor Raoul
(What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
To: llevrok
No thanks. I'm gonna spend that $35.00 on beans and tortillas.....
8 posted on
03/06/2007 9:28:25 PM PST by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: llevrok
9 posted on
03/06/2007 9:53:22 PM PST by
uglybiker
(AU-TO-MO-BEEEEEEEL?!!)
To: llevrok
Oh that's just great! Are we going to have to light our farts to save the planet?
10 posted on
03/06/2007 9:53:48 PM PST by
SaltyJoe
("Social Justice" for the Unborn Child)
To: llevrok
Combine this story with the one about Green Sex and it's not a pretty picture.
13 posted on
03/06/2007 10:18:36 PM PST by
Doctor Raoul
(What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
To: Berosus; Cincinatus' Wife; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; FairOpinion; Fedora; ..
While global warming is nothing to laugh at
au contraire.
15 posted on
03/08/2007 8:37:09 AM PST by
SunkenCiv
(I last updated my profile on Thursday, February 19, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: llevrok
The Carbon Offsets are an ideal way for the United Nations to tax arbitrarily selected people.
So far The UN has masterfully conducted its campaign to establish its power to tax anyone and everyone.
If the UN succeeds, it will be a tax fro breathing.
16 posted on
03/08/2007 7:46:34 PM PST by
JohnCliftn
(In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will. - Churchill)
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