Skip to comments.
Hawkins (TN) deputies look for heavy woman who attacked Bulls Gap restaurant employee with catfish
Kingsport Times News ^
| March 6, 2007
| Jeff Bobo
Posted on 03/06/2007 4:02:08 AM PST by don-o
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-60 next last
1
posted on
03/06/2007 4:02:17 AM PST
by
don-o
To: don-o
The article doesn't say whether the catfish was an assault catfish, with a flash suppressor, pistol grip, and high capacity magazine suitable only for clearing school yards.
2
posted on
03/06/2007 4:04:17 AM PST
by
Hardastarboard
(DemocraticUnderground.com is an internet hate site.)
To: don-o
LOL.
So how is this legally classified? Aggravated assault? Battery? Misdemeanor?
3
posted on
03/06/2007 4:06:28 AM PST
by
TigerLikesRooster
(kim jong-il, kae jong-il, chia head, pogri, midget sh*tbag)
To: don-o
Things must really be slow in Bulls Gap, Tennesse if this "crime" makes the news!
Notice the reprters name.....it fits the situation.
4
posted on
03/06/2007 4:08:18 AM PST
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: TigerLikesRooster
It's close to a drive by fruiting but not quite.
5
posted on
03/06/2007 4:08:45 AM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: albee
Things must really be slow in Bulls Gap, Tennessee Ya think? Actually, that is the kind of slow I like.
6
posted on
03/06/2007 4:09:49 AM PST
by
don-o
(Fight, fight. fight to drive the GOP to the right!!!!)
To: Hardastarboard
The House and Senate need to pass a comprehensive bill banning all assault catfish...
7
posted on
03/06/2007 4:10:34 AM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
To: albee
Things must really be slow in Bulls Gap, Tennesse if this "crime" makes the news!
Notice the reprters name.....it fits the situation.
Well. Aren't we the sophisticates today. Too bad we can't spell!
8
posted on
03/06/2007 4:11:30 AM PST
by
Roccus
(Fighting politicians IS the war on terror!)
To: don-o
When catfish are outlawed, only outlaws will have catfish.
9
posted on
03/06/2007 4:11:52 AM PST
by
Frankss
To: NormsRevenge; glock rocks; Roccus; GRRRRR
10
posted on
03/06/2007 4:12:06 AM PST
by
don-o
(Fight, fight. fight to drive the GOP to the right!!!!)
To: don-o
This is what happens when cheap, Saturday-night catfish are unleashed irresponsibly upon the public.
A class action suit against the Creator must be filed at once to put a stop to such violence in our cities and communities.
11
posted on
03/06/2007 4:14:17 AM PST
by
mkjessup
(My mechanic said "I can't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder" - Stephen Wright)
To: Hardastarboard
The vital underlying question is will Rudy outlaw 'em?
12
posted on
03/06/2007 4:15:26 AM PST
by
don-o
(Fight, fight. fight to drive the GOP to the right!!!!)
To: Hardastarboard
The article doesn't say whether the catfish was an assault catfish, with a flash suppressor, pistol grip, and high capacity magazine suitable only for clearing school yards. Obviously, it was a concealed catfish... at least the reporter should have used that as a hook. ;-)
13
posted on
03/06/2007 4:15:57 AM PST
by
Jonah Hex
("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
To: don-o
Luckily swordfish wasn't on the menu
14
posted on
03/06/2007 4:17:04 AM PST
by
tlb
To: Jonah Hex
Re #13
Al Gore must propose the 'Concealed Catfish Law' for the good of Great Tennessee.
15
posted on
03/06/2007 4:18:36 AM PST
by
TigerLikesRooster
(kim jong-il, kae jong-il, chia head, pogri, midget sh*tbag)
To: Hardastarboard
16
posted on
03/06/2007 4:18:53 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: Junior
Wonder if that woman knows anything about the fish-in-a-dress smuggling case?
17
posted on
03/06/2007 4:18:58 AM PST
by
cjshapi
(Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
To: don-o
One thing is sure, it wasn't a .50 BMG catfish.
18
posted on
03/06/2007 4:21:17 AM PST
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(A Muslim soldier can never be loyal to a non-Muslim commander.)
To: TigerLikesRooster; Slings and Arrows
So how is this legally classified? Aggravated assault? Battery? Misdemeanor?
I would go with battered
19
posted on
03/06/2007 4:22:11 AM PST
by
grjr21
To: don-o
Assault with a deadly weapon?
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-60 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
