BWAHAHA
she's not even from the South side of CHICAGO, LOL
Too many dialects on the 'Sout Side' my friend. Me personally, I speak Sout Side Polack. "A couple two or tree of 'em", "He did dis, or dat, or de udder". We also know the correct pronunciation of sausage, with an 'ah' as in "Ah for crin' out loud", in the first syllable.
I dare her to try.