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FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh...
Amen.

3,597 posted on 03/29/2007 6:23:43 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)

Hey hey....

I resemble that....

3,600 posted on 03/29/2007 6:26:25 PM PDT by rottndog (If you don't believe in the abolition of government run schools, your views aren't radical enough.)

To most girls, men are not a problem but a solution.

3,609 posted on 03/29/2007 6:39:36 PM PDT by baubau (BOYCOTT businesses that hire 3rd world illegal aliens.)

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