Allo,
My name is Roberta Oompa Loopa Mugabe, and I am a widow with 14 kids. I recently inherited 12 million dollars from the King of Zumunda. However, I have no money to open up a checking account, so there is no way for me to have these funds wired into my account, because I have no account. Yoo can be my friend, and accept these funds for me. Then you can mail me a check, so I can open an account, so you can wire 10 million to my new account. You make keep 2 million as your "commission". Please send me your bank account number, name, date of birth, and social security number, so I can have the 12 million wired to you.
God Bless you, you stupid greedy American scumbag.
Roberta
It is kinda hard to tell it with a straight face, isn't it?