Hehhe...
A Texan, a Frenchman & a Canadian are out riding horses.
The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, & suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun & shoots the bottle in mid air.
The Canadian looks at him & says, "What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"
The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey & bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Frenchman pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun & shoots it.
The Canadian can't believe this & says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!"
The Frenchman says "In France there's plenty of Champagne & bottles are cheap."
So a while later the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer, He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, & then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around & shoots the Frenchman.
The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"
The Canadian says, "Well... in Canada, we've got plenty of Frenchmen, but beer bottles are worth a dime.
LOL!
That's good! I can think of a lot of people worthy of that ending!
LOL