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To: Slip18

"There once was a man from Nantucket"

KFC had a line for a bucket.
He said, "I like chicken,
It's so finger-lickin'."
When it came up his turn, ...


151 posted on 02/27/2007 6:33:28 PM PST by NicknamedBob (You may not grok eating the sandwich, but the sandwich groks being eaten.)
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To: NicknamedBob
"he up-chuck't"

Maybe you could get some buck$ for PETA for that...

152 posted on 02/27/2007 6:36:08 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com†|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
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To: NicknamedBob

There once was a man from Nantucket
He had no teeth but loved ice cream
He swished the ice cream upon his gums
But his gums got very sore
So he just swallowed the whole bucket.

Okay. Very, very bad. But I did rhyme Nantucket with something.


156 posted on 02/27/2007 6:54:18 PM PST by Slip18
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