[kanawa]

Oh man, I'm in big trouble!
Looking at my Certificate of Reporting Issued under Part II of the Possession, Buying and Selling of Wildlife Regulation under the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Act of 1997. (~pant~ catching my breath)...

I am listed as having two Black Bear Front Paws - For Personal Use Only - Not for Resale.
b-b-b-but the MNR gave me a front and a back paw.
What's going to happen to me if they come looking for the non existent second front paw?
and how will I explain the back paw???
I better go on the lam now!
Been nice knowing y'all.

[GMMAC]

Plus, you likely should have left a claw or two in 'ol Sam as potential counter suit insurance lest he ever gets himself picked up by the dog Nazis, eh?

Boy, you sure haven't being thinking thru all the enviro legal horsepoop.