LOL! It could have been worse I guess.
Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
Looks like Rachel put an extra Kleenex down the front of her dress. Very odd looking lump in front. Very odd.
LOL! It could have been worse I guess.
It could happen.
Kirsten - another nominee for All Washed Out. And dang that girl needs to eat something.
Picture this...
The theme music for The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly begins to play.
Clint enters, stage right, dressed as in the film complete with poncho, spurs, and week old beard.
Blondie proceeds to clink across to the front of the stage, stops, then slowly lights up his cigar, blowing smoke at the audience.
He flips his poncho over one shoulder displaying his six-shooter.
Looking down to the front row of the audience the camera follows his vision.
There sitting in the front row are all the other directors up for the best director award.
Blondie speaks:
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns and those who dig."
He picks up a shovel conveniently placed on stage and tosses it to Scorsese.
Cue the DA-DA-DA-DA-DA from the theme music.
That would be the creative way to honour Morricone, but you won't see that tonight because the anti-smoking, anti-firearm, PC police would never allow it.
And there in a nutshell is why Hollywood is D.O.A..
Yuck--Spike Lee. What a horrible little man.
Every time I see Celine Dion I think of her saying "let them touch these things, just once!" (Talking about Katrina looters....) Gag.
'specially the poncho.
But is he shorter than Seacrest?
I do like this family - mostly because they are a *family*. Will Smith cracks me up. What a jolly, good guy. But honestly, someone needs to explain to Jada's dressmaker that you're supposed to put *fabric* over the top of the boning.
At least motherhood has added some meat to Gwyneth's bones.
Jada looks like an Oscar. The little guy is a cutie.
Will Smith would be hard not to like. But I heard from my daughter that his movie was depressing to the max in spite of his performance.
Does anyone else think Penelope Cruz is ugly? Not Elephant Man ugly, but not too attractive IMO.
Running out to eat folks--when do the festivies start? See you in a few.
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