To: NormsRevenge
2 posted on
02/24/2007 10:49:30 PM PST by
wildcatf4f3
(Find out what brand the Ethiopians are drinking and send a case to all my generals.)
To: NormsRevenge
Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have lived a sex-less life for many years... HA HA....Looks like I'll be dancing on my ex-wife's grave, she'll only have herself to blame!
To: NormsRevenge
I don't think it's forsaking sex that does it. It's probably forsaking dealing with women.
Less stress = better health = longer life.
I will now hide from the female freepers unable to take a joke. ;)
4 posted on
02/24/2007 10:57:32 PM PST by
flashbunny
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To: NormsRevenge
I'd rather peter out at 80 than leave my peter out of the equation at 30.
5 posted on
02/24/2007 10:59:09 PM PST by
Zeroisanumber
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: Slings and Arrows
For your not-a-ping list, if it's not too sad.
6 posted on
02/24/2007 11:36:00 PM PST by
Kevmo
(The first labor of Huntercles: Defeating the 3-headed RINO)
To: Letaka
I'm going to keep you young some other way.
7 posted on
02/24/2007 11:44:14 PM PST by
Shimmer128
(30 below to 300 degrees in seconds.)
To: NormsRevenge
I'm dying young, then. Happy for it, too.
9 posted on
02/24/2007 11:48:32 PM PST by
Fierce Allegiance
(If something I said angers you, you are must be ignorant, a sissy or a commie. Have a nice day.)
To: NormsRevenge
I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence. Do you know, Mandrake, How the Chinese translate, "Our Precious Bodily Fluids"?
10 posted on
02/24/2007 11:51:52 PM PST by
Cvengr
To: NormsRevenge
The key to staying young is keeping your women young. I've already told my wife that when she turns 50 I'm trading her in for two 25s.
11 posted on
02/25/2007 12:06:23 AM PST by
Jaysun
(I took one look at her unfashionable eyebrows and thought to myself, "she's literally crazy.")
To: NormsRevenge
"Maybe the government should ban cigarette sales so I can give it up," he added. Good Lord. Nanny state metality is rampant.
13 posted on
02/25/2007 5:31:20 AM PST by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: NormsRevenge; Slings and Arrows
"Now I want to quit," he was quoted as saying of his decades-long cigarette addiction. "Maybe the government should ban cigarette sales so I can give it up," he added. I see he is adapting well to socialist rule in Hong Kong! :-P
80 years without sex, wow, just wow!
14 posted on
02/25/2007 6:01:56 AM PST by
Irish_Thatcherite
(Apathy is one of the most dangerous ideologies in existence!)
To: NormsRevenge
Well, it may not really help you live forever, but it sure would feel like it.
To: NormsRevenge
Apparently my wife wants us to live forever.
19 posted on
02/25/2007 6:18:11 AM PST by
Wormwood
(Your Friendly Neighborhood Moderate)
To: NormsRevenge
"Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have lived a sex-less life for many yearsOh Yippie, well I guess it's possible that if this is true, I should look forward to a loooong life.. :)
23 posted on
02/25/2007 7:13:01 AM PST by
carlo3b
("I find the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."--Thomas Jefferson)
To: NormsRevenge
If I recall correctly, there was a Yugoslavian fellow of similarly advanced years who attributed his longevity to doing precisely the opposite.
Regards, Ivan
24 posted on
02/25/2007 7:14:30 AM PST by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: NormsRevenge
He's not 107 - he just feels like he's lived that long.
28 posted on
02/25/2007 9:44:41 AM PST by
gopheraj
To: NormsRevenge
Let me guess. The guy has a high IQ like George Costanza when he quit sex.
To: NormsRevenge
Did the government ban sex too? If he could quit sex without the government than he has no excuse for not quitting smoking.
37 posted on
02/25/2007 5:59:34 PM PST by
SamAdams76
(I'm 23 days from outliving Steve Irwin)
To: ValerieUSA
Yeah, 107, that's the reason...
38 posted on
02/25/2007 7:19:44 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(I last updated my profile on Thursday, February 19, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: NormsRevenge
Actually he's 30 years old, it just seems like 107 years...
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