I see you guys actually went ahead and posted this thread. Well done.
I'm 44, male, living in silicon valley. Married with a wonderful wife and 2 great kids. Favorite cheese? I couldn't choose one so I looked at the keywords, and if those are the choices, it would be ILOVEBEER cheese. I added the keyword of ZOT so that maybe the Viking Kitties could let us all know what is the official freeper preferred kitty cheese -- those guys are always good for a laugh.
tHAT WAS MY KEYWORD. i CAN FORSAKE CHEESE OF ALL TYPES. NOT SO WITH BEER.
Here's a picture of a cat named Cheese. http://pbskids.org/backyardjungle/discovery/control.php?id=542293&action=detail
I'm not on my own computer, and I can't remember how to post a photo. Just click the link.