A man walked into the women's department of Macy's
in New York City. He found a saleslady, and told her, "I would like a
Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a
Jewish bra, and that you would know what she means."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want
the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the
differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The
Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up
the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and
upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked, "So, what
does the Jewish bra do?"
"The Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills."