[r-q-tek86]

Then I'll name a Redwood Tree as my running mate because America doesn't show nearly enough respect to Native Americans or plant species.

ArGee and Tree '08!

[ArGee]

Actually, given the current crop of candidates, some mutual friends and I have considered the perfect team for '08 is Bobo the clown and Bonzo the Chimp.

Not only is it alliterative (Bobo/Bonzo in '08), not only are they WAY more entertaining than the idjits currently in the running, but Bonzo can debate:

I knew Ronald Reagan. I worked with Ronald Reagan, and YOU'RE NO RONALD REAGAN.

Shalom.