Oh, her name was "Monique" wasn't it?
Oh, her name was "Monique" wasn't it?
No, you're either getting two stories confused or you didn't read the article (VB not VD). Monique was the Malawian prostitute that gave me the previously un-named social disease that resulted in the large, horn shaped, eruption of coarse hair from my C-4 vertebrae.
And while we're on the subject, I felt that including my last name in the syndrome for classification, was a terrible violation of my tightly held privacy.
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If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.