The funny thing is, without some home-cooking, cheesy technical foul calls we might well have brutalized you down there in that bastion of culture you guys call a hometown too. We've played four halves of basketball with you this year, and have won three of them!
By the way, after we beat Kentucky and Alabama and Tennessee and LSU this year, they all lost their next couple of games because opposing coaches could see how Stallings and our rather more intelligent players took apart those teams weaknesses, so be ready to maybe lose another couple here before the tournament.
I'm ready. Good luck the rest of the way, I think you're going to need it.