"Who loves ya, Britney?"
Posted on 02/17/2007 3:15:56 AM PST by Serb29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test#Hair_drug_screen
Hair drug screen
Hair follicle testing is quite accurate and can go back 6 months or longer, showing any controlled substances used in a sort of timeline. As hair grows out, any drugs used are encased in the hair shaft, so the longer the hair, the longer back in the individual's drug history the lab can detect. Most legitimate testing facilities, however, only use hair within about 3-5 cm of the scalp, and discard the rest. This limits the detection history to about 90 days, depending upon the rate of growth of the individual's hair. Some people attempt to circumvent this through shaving their heads. In the absence of the required amount of hair on the scalp, body hair can be used as an acceptable substitute. Additionally, for pre-employment hair testing, the inability to obtain a sample may be grounds for not hiring the individual.
"Who loves ya, Britney?"
Lice?
More pics here:
http://www.celebvids.co.uk/2007/02/17/britney-spears-shaved-her-head-bald-with-pictures/
This is what Disney does to a kid...........
Looks like she's slipped her wig.
Jerry: She's bald?
George: She's bald.
Elaine: Oh come on.
George: Oh come on? No come on. She took off her hat and there she was (waving his hand over his head) hello. It was like I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Elaine: Well maybe she got a haircut or something.
George: Let me tell you something. No one walks into a beauty parlor and says "Give me the Larry Fine."
Jerry: Women go bald?
Elaine: Yeah, I've heard of that. I mean they usually wear a wig.
Kramer enters.
Jerry: Hey.
Kramer: Hey.
George: You fixed me up with a bald woman.
Kramer flinches.
Kramer: Bald?
George: Yeah, that's right.
Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.
George: So?
Elaine: (puts her hands up to her mouth) You're bald!
George: No I'm not. I *was* bald.
Not Britney's first experience with a razor....
bi-polar/malignant narcissistic behavior
next: attempted suicide when fed-x petitions for full custody of the kids.
Here I was thinking..."That's weird...someone shaving with a spear."
WHERE is this girl's mother?
Next Anna Nichole???
Where are her parents, and where are her babies?
Thank you!!
"hope thread gets yanked, PRONTO."
Well I found it amusing, and judging by the number of replies, others did as well. I checked prior to posting it and saw many similar threads. If you don't like it, then don't click on it and post in it.
This news is too important to put in Chat. :-)
Thank you for not being so critical of my error.
This is of global import and I have been waiting for this thread to scroll by to say that Britney was lagging the style trends but is now back and is significant for the next few hours.
I guess this makes her Curly to Paris Hilton's Moe.
I can't wait to find out what Tyler's going to post about this.
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