N.M. orders 500 Talking Urinal Cakes

Yahoo News ^ | February 14, 2007 | Staff

[OnRightOnLeftCoast]

New Mexico is taking its fight against drunken driving to men's restrooms around the state. The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.

"Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks?" a female voice says a few seconds after an approaching male sets off a motion sensor in the device. "It's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home."

[Larry Lucido]

How about one that says "shaking it more than three times is playing with it."

[OnRightOnLeftCoast]

If they put Al Gore's face on them ,I'll buy one or two to place in the urinals at work.

LOL!

Maybe while going, you could listen to his global warming lecture.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

If they put Al Gore's face on them ,I'll buy one or two to place in the urinals at work.

Closest I could find.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

If they put Al Gore's face on them ,I'll buy one or two to place in the urinals at work.

Can I interest you in an Al Gore urinal mat?

[OnRightOnLeftCoast]

== "Got to wonder what it would say if I pour a little whiskey out of a half pint on it?"

Sing "The Party's Over"? ==

As Dandy Don Meridith did on Monday Night Football in the 70's when he sang when it was curtains for a team?

With his slow mournful deep Texas twang:

'Turrrn out the lights, the party's ovvvver'

[jws3sticks]

At my local, The Airport Inn, hands a sign which reads:

"Bob does not sell beer, he rents it!"

One only invisions the MGD recycling center in the basement.

Uch! but LOL, too.