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To: NavyCanDo
Ever since EVE asked ADAM "Does this Fig Leaf make me look fat?" man has developed selective hearing. It's a matter of survival.

If she had asked him THAT, none of us would be here. There is no such thing as a right answer to that question.

19 posted on 02/14/2007 11:40:02 AM PST by thulldud ("Para inglés, oprima el dos.")
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To: thulldud
There is no such thing as a right answer to that question.

Oh, there's a right answer, but one of the Tablets says "Thou Shalt Not Lie", and the truth is, more often than not, it ain't the fig leaf's fault. So, instead of lying, we change the subject or feign deafness. Now if God doesn't mind a little white lie, the "correct" answer is: "My dearest, a mere fig leaf could not ever hope to do justice to your beauty." (KDIBS)

38 posted on 02/14/2007 12:02:02 PM PST by andy58-in-nh
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To: thulldud
There is no such thing as a right answer to that question.

Sure there is! "Does this make me look fat?" "Here, have some chocolate."

40 posted on 02/14/2007 12:03:53 PM PST by SoftballMominVA
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To: thulldud

"There is no such thing as a right answer to that question."

It may not be the "right" answer, but replying "Yes, and it's really HOT, you should wear it more often!" will leave her so confused she'll never ask you again.


71 posted on 02/14/2007 12:28:22 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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