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When I lived in Trinity (NPR,FL) I had a huge lake behind my house. My garage was detached, and in the back, less that 5 feet from the water. Anytime I parked my car in the driveway, I was always on alert for alligators. The previous owner lost a dog in the exact spot.
1 posted on 02/14/2007 8:06:53 AM PST by devane617
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Sand traps be dammed, now there is a real hazard...aka Redneck Golf.


2 posted on 02/14/2007 8:10:03 AM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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"reportedly bit on the foot by a seven-foot alligator..."

He'll need new golf shoes, cause he has a hole in one.
3 posted on 02/14/2007 8:10:05 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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I would have eaten the stroke but I'm not an avid golfer.


4 posted on 02/14/2007 8:11:12 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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Pasco Fire Rescue responded to the golf course at about 10 a.m. and treated the man for what authorities called minor injuries.

...the golf course maintenance crew was then called in to cover particular areas with kitty litter

5 posted on 02/14/2007 8:11:37 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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I live on a golf course in Pinellas. We have gators in all our lakes and water hazards. If the guy was bit on the foot, he had to have stepped pretty near the water or in the water, or wasn't paying attention to a gator that was sunning itself (usually they head for the water when you get close.)

You'd be surprised at the number of golfers I see reach into the water to retrieve a ball....dumb, dumb, dumb!!!


6 posted on 02/14/2007 8:12:32 AM PST by dawn53
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Damn alligator bit my hand off!
7 posted on 02/14/2007 8:13:00 AM PST by mainepatsfan
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You better know what you're doing when you come golfing down here.

We don't put up with no divots.


9 posted on 02/14/2007 8:14:59 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (¡El proletariado del mundo, une! - Xuygo Chavez)
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Year of the Gators! Football, Basketball and now dominating FULL CONTACT GOLF!!
10 posted on 02/14/2007 8:17:00 AM PST by YouPosting2Me (My Mission: Get 'Millee' to start using a Tagline again...)
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Two stroke penalty


11 posted on 02/14/2007 8:17:06 AM PST by Uncledave
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He should have let the alligator play through. I don't like slow golfers either.


12 posted on 02/14/2007 8:17:12 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Austin TX. is the home of STUPID people.)
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When I first moved to Port Richey, I was given two pieces of advice by a native:

1) If you see a sign of lighting or thunder anywhere, get into shelter immediately. We are the lightning capital of the world. People get hit here all the time.

2) Never go near a pond of water. The odds are something that wants to eat you is in it.


15 posted on 02/14/2007 8:22:19 AM PST by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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Well I don't care much for golf or golfers, but I don't go around biting them! Sounds to me like this alleged rogue alligator needs sensitivity training, pronto.


16 posted on 02/14/2007 8:22:59 AM PST by Dysart
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The golfer's alligator shoes were quite simply a provocation that no self-respecting 'gator could ignore.


19 posted on 02/14/2007 8:25:39 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
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Obviously a terrorist attack. i.e. ali-gator. :-)


21 posted on 02/14/2007 8:27:44 AM PST by vietvet67
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The unidentified male golfer was reportedly bit on the foot by a seven-foot alligator at the Timber Greens Golf Course in New Port Richey.

Last time I checked, the proper usage was bitten on the foot. Do these editors even bother to try any more?

23 posted on 02/14/2007 8:33:09 AM PST by CFC__VRWC (Go Gators! NCAA Football and Basketball Champions!)
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