Bodyguard now claims he could be father of Smith's baby

Houston Chronicle ^ | 2/13/07 | AP via Houston Chronicle

[RightWhale]

When I was much younger. :)

[GeorgiaDawg32]

you're right..once paternity is determined, someone somewhere better watch out for that child..after all, once the child is gone, the daddy gets it all..

the sad thing is, no one claiming to be the daddy cares one iota for this baby..simply a means to an end..

[Xenalyte]

This is officially my favorite story ever. We're up to what, FIVE baby daddy candidates?

[GeorgiaDawg32]

with more to come, so to speak..

[Dante3]

I agree we can rule out Michael Jackson. Also the geeky Howard K. Stern. Anna told her friends that she wants a blond, blue-eyed child.

[Sloth]

She was probably full of more DNA than Crystal Mangum.

[Xenalyte]

So far, five.

First you got your photographer, Larry Birkhead. Then you got your sleazy lawyer, Howard K. Stern. Now you got your Prince Zsa Zsa, your J. Howard Marshallsicle, and your bodyguard.

[Spok]

What's really scary is that we're talking about a narrow time period that just was 9 months, plus or minus a week, from her daughter's date of birth. If we expanded that window to, say, six months or a year, how many men would be talking about? Dozens? Hundreds? And she was 39, so over her sexually active lifetime, she must be a Guiness Book contender!!

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

That may not happen!

The attorney who represents the Marshall family is very confident that the Texas Court ruling (Federal) will stand, which says that Anna N. Smith will get nothing.

This is one of the reasons that that scumbag Sterne is hiding the baby in the Bahamas. Legal jurisdiction in the Bahamas is vague and dicey. In fact, the claim is, Sterne can say that he is the father without a paternity test. He also occupies a Mansion that was supposedly given to Smith by another man. Sterne is one slick/slippery individual.

This is legal SNAFU like no other.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

well I'm SURE all these concerned potential daddies will gladly take the baby even if she isn't worth a penny..right?? (do I need a sarcasm tag?)

[Loyalist]

I'll claim paternity for just 20% of the money.

[bpjam]

Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure I might be the father. Through my recent Repressed Memory Therapy I've uncovered a painful, traumatizing incident in which I was accosted and molested by Anna Nicole Smith and I believe it may have resulted in this child. (Or, equally plausible is that I fell asleep in front of the television and E! ran a non-stop Anna Nicole marathon and it just 'felt' like I was being molested)

Hey, my claim can't be much less credible than these other ones....

[GeorgiaDawg32]

heh..

[bpjam]

I'm almost surprised that John Kerry didn't step up and claim the kid. He's the biggest gigolo I know of.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You did hear that her sister claims Anna Nicole saved Marshall's 'essence' and may have had in vitro fertilization!

Oooo-weeee! That would put the cat among the pigeons.

[maggief]

Six.

Her son, per Janet Charlton, IIRC.

[Xenalyte]

IndyLindy had that same thought last week!

[dforest]

Believe me, I am not proud of that thought. When I heard a reporter say ANS said " a ghost comes to her in the night and has sex with her", it is a problem. Now as we hear more...Geez...anything goes.

[Xenalyte]

I told my husband your theory, and he said that while a week before he would have been surprised to find that out, now nothing would surprise him.