[Millee]

Take the man who has told his wife he is going on a fishing trip with his buddies, when he is really planning a romantic getaway with his mistress.

Scummy. Hope he gets busted.

[kittymyrib]

If you wind up with a heart attack at a resort in the Carribean when you were supposed to be ice fishing in MN, you'd better hope that your mistress checks on you in ICU. Your wife will be too busy lining up a lawyer to take your house, kids, bank account and dog.

[pandoraou812]

If the husband has the money to spend on using this company I hope the wife has the sense to use a PI if she starts thinking something isn't normal. Then nail him really good.... I don't know why people have to use a company to lie for them. I guess it takes the pressure off asking your friends to have to lie for you if you're sneaking around. IMO I think its best to be as honest as you can be. I wonder how Alibi Network shows up on the credit card bill, most women I know check their husband's bills as they usually are the ones who send the bills out.

[atomicpossum]

DeMarco said the membership fee is similar to one for a motor club.

But the blackmail lasts forever...

[End Times Sentinel]

When I want some "Owl Time" I usually just come home from work slurring my speech, reeking of liquor, and demanding... uhm... you know, and the Mrs. cuts me a wide path.  Works like a charm, I don't even have to take a poke at one of the kids anymore.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

[martin_fierro]

"The men don't quite know how to pull it off, whereas the women are much more organized, more calculating and tend to look before they leap," he said. "They tell us, 'This is what I want,' boom, boom, boom."

Discuss amongst yourselves.

[fredhead]

FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me <

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Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why dont we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning youll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free