[Huntress]

I found it hard to choose, but I think the top (bottom?) bad names in the poll are "Trustin Jesus" and "Ya'Majesty Zaiina."

[Huntress]

http://www.badbabynames.blogspot.com/

[Cagey]

I'm convinced they give complimentary Scrabble games out in maternity wards anymore.

[stm]

These people should be flogged for doing this to their children.

[End Times Sentinel]

I vote:

1. Mohamed

2. Osama

3. Hitler

4. Darth Vader

5. Muhamed.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

[Cyclopean Squid]

"Guess" as a name is just impossibly crew. Like a real-life "Who's on first" skit.

[GAB-1955]

Obama Osama Bananadana bi bi bum Obama.

[CTOCS]

You mean chlamydia, Shaniqua, and FoodStamps didn't make the cut?

I shocked!!

[Fairview]

I hate to say this, but one of the names poor, deluded Mr. Fairview proposed for our firstborn baby daughter is on that list.

When he suggested it my mother and I laughed ourselves into hysterics. I pointed out to the distinguished Mr. Fairview that the name would make our innocent baby sound like a stripper--you could really see it on the marquee of some "Gentleman's Club and Adult Toy Store." Furthermore it would sound stupid with "Ph.D." after it and everyone around the poor child would gag with laughter.

We ended up calling her something normal and English.

[Xenalyte]

My great-great-aunts Rosebud and Albertina Alaska want me to ping y'all.

[metmom]

Are we supposed to pick the names not in parenthesis or the ones IN parenthesis? I think I see a pattern here.

[FreedomGuru]

Algore?

Klaatu? :-)