Those of you that may have been on the FIRST/ORIGINAL thread before it was pulled on Friday. Did anyone request to be on the ping list? Visitors often Post on thread rather than send me FreepMail. If a thread is pulled so are all the pings & so I am hoping that if one or more requested, someone might recall.. Also I would appreciate anytime you note someone requesting it on thread to make sure I am pinged (they often again just write it out to anyone). I don't necessarily read all comments on each thread.
Let me know. I would hate to miss folks
Marriage and Wedding Jokes
Marriage is often considered a serious and stressful subject. Here are some wedding and marriage jokes to lighten up the issue:
-- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
-- Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
-- Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
-- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
-- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
-- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.