::while he is kindly explaining to the blonde now covered in it, she volleys spinach and artichoke dip at him::
SPLAT! SPLAT!
::ducking behind the cow someone pulled off her!::
Who the heck pulled the cow off of you? That cow was having a very nice nap.
(unfortunately, the dip shots miss yet again)
all of a sudden, a 255 lb. lineman dumps a third round of Polish Duck Blood Soup all over mountainflower--from the sky