[Caramelgal]

If my cat is stressed, should I have him sniff my armpit?
These are questions we must have answers to!
Maybe our politicians can set up a panel to investigate, subpoena some veterinarians, get some hollywood actors to testify, yea that's it;)

What we really need is congressional hearings and a new law making it:

“..illegal to place any felis domesticus (cat), having not reached the age of consent, under any human armpit unless said cat has expressed this as being part of his/her sexual orientation; proving stiff penalties for using an assault weapon in the commission of forcing any cat to stiff your armpit against his/her will; it shall also be unlawful to spank your cat for not wanting to sniff your armpit in the State of California, excepting within the legal boundaries of the City of San Francisco or unless under the exemption that said cat and human are domestic partners or “married” and residing in the State of Massachusetts; providing that when both parties, cat and human, engage in mutually consensual armpit sniffing not otherwise prohibited, it shall be unlawful to subject any cat to second hand smoke or for any restaurant to feed any cat or human a food product containing trans fats within the City of New York.

Furthermore, Congress shall hold special hearings to investigate the use of steroids in Major League Cat Armpit Sniffing

[mdittmar]

You owe me a keyboard;)

[pbmaltzman]

LOL! But the cats usually enthusiasically head for and burrow into one's armpits, so I would imagine that that constitutes "giving consent"?

[MplsSteve]

LMAO!!!