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| Sully777
Posted on 02/09/2007 1:31:15 AM PST by sully777
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To: sully777
Checking in from Kaiserslautern, Germany!
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posted on
02/09/2007 3:54:45 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: sully777
In Japan on Valentines day the girls give the guy chocolate and get nothing in return not even a card.
They have to wait a month for March 14 or White Day for the guys to give them presents.
Whatever were we thinking!!!
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posted on
02/09/2007 4:01:44 AM PST
by
usmcobra
(I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
To: Darkwolf377
I hope not!!
No, really, you are a joy to watch as you find true love.
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posted on
02/09/2007 4:13:33 AM PST
by
Sherri-D
(Joy is not in things, it is in us)
To: sully777
An old man enters a confessional, and says:
"Father, I'm 92 years old."
My wife and I have been married for 67 years.
But last weekend I was driving along, and saw two college girls hitchhiking.
I picked them up and went to their dorm, and had sex with each one of them, twice.Are you sorry for your sins?
Sins? I don't see any sins...
No? What kind of Catholic ARE you?
Catholic? I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish!
Then why are you telling me?
Father, I'm 92 years old, and I'm telling EVERYBODY!
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posted on
02/09/2007 4:20:28 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: sully777
Highlight the lines to read the answers....
What do you call someone who can speak two languages?
Bi-Lingual
What do you call someone who can speak three languages?
Tri-Lingual
What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American!
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posted on
02/09/2007 4:33:37 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: sully777
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posted on
02/09/2007 5:02:54 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: Darkwolf377
I'm going broke buying Valentines gifts for my liberal girlfriend. But...I love her.
Happy Valentine's Day! I got you a Rush 24/7 account!!!
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posted on
02/09/2007 5:45:48 AM PST
by
macmedic892
(I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
To: sully777
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in
the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield , CA , some folks, new to
boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they
couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish
in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After
about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby
marina,
thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A
thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working
condition.
The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller
was the correct size and pitch.
So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He
came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
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posted on
02/09/2007 5:53:15 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
(stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
To: sully777
yeah.. they made great slingshot ammo.
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posted on
02/09/2007 5:59:21 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
(stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
To: sully777
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posted on
02/09/2007 6:07:06 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(What I want in '08: Gingrich's politics, Reagan's appeal, and Tancredo's immigration stance.)
To: sully777; TASMANIANRED
Valentine's day, eh?
Look up these two songs then:
Nightwish - Nymphomaniac Fantasia (It is a twisted song)
Dope Stars Inc - Kiss (Oriinally done by London After Midnight, but still twisted.)
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posted on
02/09/2007 6:20:54 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
To: sully777
32
posted on
02/09/2007 6:29:58 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(Forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: sully777
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posted on
02/09/2007 6:36:33 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
02/09/2007 6:40:38 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
To: Rummyfan
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posted on
02/09/2007 6:42:40 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
To: sully777
To: Tatze
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posted on
02/09/2007 6:49:34 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
To: girlscout
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posted on
02/09/2007 6:51:03 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
To: Tatze; Titan Magroyne
Together forever...
no matter what the restraining order says...Caption by Titan Magroyne
To: Tatze; sully777
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posted on
02/09/2007 7:03:41 AM PST
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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