Where he always is -- looking for the "real killer" on a golf course somewhere...
Or at a book signing, pedaling dead dreams, and has-been heroics.
Now he has another excuse to write "if I did it", about nicole:
O.J. voice over: "At first when I walked into her hotel room at the Hard Rock, I did a double take and thought "Damn, she looks like Nicole. WAIT! She is Nicole, Anna Nicole! Gotsta go! I pulled out my serrated buck knife and then...suddenly i woke up in my golf cart. The gentle plains of the fairways had rocked me to sleep. Kid Rock gave me another beer."