Please don't. Pretty please.
I was just getting ready to go to lunch and you posted this! Thanks, you just KILLED my appetite!
There's a reason she wears pants instead of skirts: Cankles. Oh, that and the fact that pants give better support to her, ah, balls.
There's a reason she wears pants instead of skirts: Cankles. Oh, that and the fact that pants give better support to her, ah, balls.
Now that headline is just ... wrong! (but it is the one they used).
"Clinton Should Drop Her Trousers"
Thanks, so much for lunch, the picture in my minds eye, took care of that.
My #1 criteria in picking a candidate is how they look. #2 is whether or not Madonna endorses them.
< /sarcasm >
Lord help us - it would desolate the country, and we should get the Chief Justice Roberts to declare it unconstitutional, and prohibit it in advance.
That headline should be removed. Just that thought of Queen Hillary "dropping trou" is enough to make me hurrrrrrrl...
Unnnnnghh.
I'm just glad that, if I had to read that headline, I read it early enough in the day so that, by bedtime, it will be forgotten and I can avoid the night terrors.
Bill can help her here. He's got decades of experience in dropping his trousers.
There are benefits to her wearing trousers.
From the other thread posted by Freeper Charles Henrickson:
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: "Frosty the Snowman"
Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
.
"PANTSUIT IN THE WIND"
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"
Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."
And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.
29 posted on 02/08/2007 9:50:09 AM EST by Charles Henrickson
No one wants to see that!!!!!
There is a very special place for people who make other people envision hillary in this way.
That was a mind picture I did NOT need to see.