[First_Salute]

Maybe you could simplify this?

Just tell us, when I'm supposed to tell her good news and when I'm supposed to tell her bad news.

Thanks.

[benjaminjjones]

Maybe you could simplify this?

Yeah, what he said.

I mean, the title seems self-evident, but what does it mean in a real life situation, and how does it help me not get hit by flying books & ashtrays?

Can someone draw me a picture? (my malemones must be causing my brain to malefunction)

[Pharmboy]

Don't say ANYTHING when she has the look...

[poobear]

Good news before (PMS), bad news after (4-8 days post).

Dude, how'd you make it this far?

[Caramelgal]

“Maybe you could simplify this? Just tell us, when I'm supposed to tell her good news and when I'm supposed to tell her bad news.”

Dude, let me try to help you out here.

First and foremost - always tell her the good news:

“You are even more beautiful today than the day I fell hopelessly in love with you”.
“No, that dress doesn’t make you look fat; nothing could ever make you look fat”
“I have no need to spend time with the guys, I’d much rather go shopping for antiques with you”.
“You are a fabulous cook, so much better than my mother ever was – my mother knows nothing”.
“This expensive diamond necklace, that I’m giving you for no particular reason other than an expression of my undying love for you, while priceless, pales in comparison next to your brilliance”
“Yes, I look at other women but then I immediately think about how lucky I am that you allowed me to marry you”
“Women should be paid twice as much as their male counter parts”

Any bad news is always preceded by the phrase “I am an idiot”.