[Between the Lines]

I read enough to find that I didn't believe it and that I don't want to fall into the Let's be scared, very scared crowd.

Translation: I don't know nothing about it, but I am against it.

Why didn't you just say so in the first place. It would have saved me from waisting my time.

[Dixie Yooper]

Translation: I don't know nothing about it, but I am against it

It's a story written by a guy who wishes he was still counting chad infested ballots in FL. Bob Woodard finds more interesting conspiracies to write about.