Now, now.
I'm sure "some" groceries don't mind being outed in public... Your neighbors pack away the beef all the time, as I'm sure you're aware they're not wearing.
Not that there's anythong wrong with that, of course.
"pack away the beef"
My next door neighbor and blondie the dyke don't-I don't know what the most polite euphemism for what they do would be, but it doesn't have anything to do with beef or porking...
Bwaaaahaaaa-LMAO! I just had a mental picture of the aforementioned lesbian neighbors standing beside their tacky lawn ornaments, dressed in plastic grocery sacks...
How many spankings do you need? Just curious.