[Still Thinking]

Not everyone is ready for the advanced interaction of Clippy.

I have a sledgehammer and a flamethrower. I think I'm as ready as I'm going to get.

[George W. Bush]

Death to Clippy, the bastard child of Microsoft Bob. Leave it to Gates to marry Melissa, product manager of the worst single piece of crapware he ever tried to foist on the public.

It's perfect, perhaps actually inevitable the two would marry. I'll just avoid the irony of their marriage in counterpoint to MS's general product offerings.