Minnesota fats!
LOL.......... I hear you.
How about Bill 'Spaceman' Lee?
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"You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church." - Bill 'Spaceman' Lee
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"The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything."
"Hell, if KY jelly went off the market, the whole California Angels pitching staff would be out of baseball."
"I'm mad at Hank (Aaron) for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another."
"I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world."
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