Q What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
A She gave him the cold shoulder!
Q What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A Ice caps!
Th' thang wif duck type ? Yew gotta pro-nunciate it raght,know whut ah'm sayin' ? Otherwise that kinda sissy clerk? Down to the hardware? He maght give ye the fancypants stuff whut ain't good fer NOTHIN !
An' here's sumpin else to thank 'bout:
Ye give a feller a dollar ? He kin mybee buy hisself a fish sandwich; give 'im a fishin' pole ? he kin cotch his own danged catfish; but give him sum DUCK TYPE ?
Oooo-eee ! Ain't no limit WHATSOEVER whut he kin do !!
Some moss took a lichen to a tree.
The recent windstorm through the trees was an absolute debarkle.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs