Well, then. You should hope that one of my tools doesn't accidentally drop out of my carpenter's belt. I don't always secure the hammer properly....
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/8094.html
Belt!
Belt?
I don't see no stinkin' belt on dat derriere! (er, dear rear. No. dat der rear.)
(Robt dodges falling hammer....)
(Texan5 throws another one, just fer good measure...)