"I haven't studied the politics too well, but it wouldn't take much more than my current savings to buy the gvrenment and become King. I'd start a small war, and get billions in military aid from my allies in the USA, and live comfortably everafter."
Are you Woody Allen?
"Are you Woody Allen?"
Nope, he's Peter Sellers...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053084/