[David Isaac]

Bet he needed a change of undies. Hard to imagine what would be going through your mind. Must have been a near-death experience (duh).

[Hot Tabasco]

ran from the elevator and down a short hallway

And you all hated your teachers for telling you not to run in the hallways at school. Now you know why! (and as for the scissors, well.......)

[FReepaholic]

...The man must have "an angel on his shoulder or something," ...

That's probably what got him off balance and made him fall.

..."He's a lucky guy." ...

If he was lucky he wouldn't have fallen in the first place.

[Lokibob]

3 guys approach St. Peter.
St. Peter asks them how they died.

The first says "I was exercising on my balcony, naked, when I slipped and fell. I grabbed the railing on the 15th floor and was hanging there, when this mad man starts hitting my hands. I lost my grip and fell to the ground, but landed on an awning, and slipped to the sidewalk, unhurt. Just as I got up, a refrigerator came crashing down and killed me".

The 2nd says "My girlfriend was cheating on me. I rushed into her apartment to find a naked guy hanging on her balcony rail. I hit his hands till he fell. He hit the awning and fell to the sidewalk, unhurt. I was so mad I grabbed the refrigerator and threw it off the balcony. The cord wrapped around my leg and I fell with the refrigerator."

The 3rd says " I was sitting in a refrigerator, buck ass naked...."

[NonValueAdded]

Watch for the lawsuit about the use of glass in the structure, failing to count on its breakable nature, allowing someone to crash through and suffer injury or death. The ambulance chasers are salivating even as we sit and read this. "Honey, get me my coat and call the airline!" is resounding in the breakfast nook across this great land of opportunity and OPM.

[unixfox]

"He's a lucky guy."

I'll say. A friend of mine fell over second story level of the staircase onto a hard floor and broke her pelvis, shoulder, ribs, and tail bone. And that was just about a 12 foot drop.

[festus]

This has never happened before," said Tom Mason, general manager of the Hyatt.

LOL.................