Community service would be sufficient. He donates his cornea, lungs, heart, pancreas, liver and gall bladder. Once these are harvested the surgeon bends over and announces in his ear:
"You're free to go!"
The cornea would be enough.
Since I live in St. Louis.. I've heard this miraculous story non-stop. Apparently the captor had his toe amputated due to complications from diabetes and chain smoked--not sure if I'd want any of his organs.
The humour in your post is definintely noted!!! =^)