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To: television is just wrong

NYC lawyers, bed bugs. What's the difference?

Know why sharks don't attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

I think this would be a perfect thread to start a long list of lawyer jokes!


3 posted on 01/16/2007 9:35:55 AM PST by stm (Believe 1% of what you hear in the drive-by media and take half of that with a grain of salt)
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To: stm

Bed bugs or crotch crickets I wonder..


20 posted on 01/16/2007 9:45:30 AM PST by IamConservative (Any man who agrees with you on everything, will lie to anyone.)
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That's why the word "lawyer" is prominently in the title. Since bedbugs are also in NY, would seem to be to be difficult to prove where the biting took place. Hope this lawyer Bluming and his lawyer Weinstein lose.

Normal, even hygenic housekeeping will not prevent bedbugs. Bedbugs are caused by human travel. DDT used to be a good cure.

35 posted on 01/16/2007 9:56:37 AM PST by Mamzelle
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Two lawyers were standing on the walkway on the Golden Gate Bridge. One was wearing a blue suit and one was wearing a grey suit. Both climbed on the railing and jumped.

Which one died first?

Punch line, anyone?

Who cares?


36 posted on 01/16/2007 9:57:24 AM PST by trimom
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