"Dog of Mass Destruction."
I've owned two great danes and a mastiff. Ever see a round four by four post? Window sills were very popular as they were at the right height to chew on while standing.
LOL. I am dreading what my Golden is going to do to our new deck. We got her as a rescue a year ago (she was just over a year old at the time), and the two things I cannot break her of are chewing and jumping.
Got her to walk properly within a couple weeks, she has all the basic commands down, and is the best dog in the world -- except for the chewing. I have tried everything and connot break her of it. The only thing I have not done is break out the shock collar, as I am an old softy and the idea of inflicting pain (Even a harmless quick jolt) breaks my heart.