Oh, I'm sure that's true! But this was the UK finals, Manchester United and somebody, all hanging out at the same pub when a couple of American ditzes got locked in Hyde Park.
To be fair, my cousin was 20 at the time, and they were more attentive to her :-).
Gaelic footballers don't get dosed with steroids to weigh 320 lbs., do they?
Not too the same extent as other sports, it's an amateur game, thus less incentive to risk getting caught. But, the top players do get royalties for advertising and guest appearances, so maybe at that top level there is.