Love it. Let me paraphrase the silly slogan from the Bengals' first Super Bowl appearance: The Bengals Have Earned Their (Prison) Stripes.
Pathetic team, pathetic ownership, Teflon-coated coach and pathetic bandwagon fans who must really have a hangover now that their criminal-element team can't post a winning record.
They sure can drink, though.
I'm kinda partial to:
The Cincinnati Bengals:
Half the Distance to the Gaol