[Kenton]

Ralph Crozier, 55, of Southbury was arrested Thursday for kissing a female judicial marshal at Waterbury Superior Court on Dec. 22.

He just didn't understand the rules. It's OK to do that if you're 25, because then the lady takes it as a compliment. If you do that when you're 55, you're a sexual molester.

Such is Life under Girls' Rules... which are essentially summed up as "girls make all the rules".

[Ben Ficklin]

"If you do it when you're 55"

There's no fool like an old fool.