" I mean, it's not like you rescheduled a getaway to celebrate an important life event to a different night so you could be home to watch Jack, is it?
You didn't, did you? Oh my!!! I'm just sitting here stuck in the ice storm praying our power holds up.
My local station lost power when they handcuffed Jack to the grate. Came back on right after 24.
Did yours hold up?